A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with
million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey, be very
careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us
a fortune to fix." The wife teed up and shanked it right through the
window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said, "I
told you to watch out for the houses! All right, let's go up there,
apologize and see how much this is going to cost." They walked up,
knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, "Come on in." They opened the
door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on it's side
in the foyer. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke my
window?" "Uh, yeah. Sorry about that," the husband replied. "No,
actually I want to thank you - I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand
years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes.
I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."
"OK, great!" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest
of my life." "No problem - it's the least I could do. And you, what do you
want?" the genie said, looking at the wife. "I want a house in every
country of the world," she said. "Consider it done." the genie replied.
"And what's your wish, genie?", the husband said. "Well, since I've been
trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years.
My wish is to sleep with your wife." The husband looks at the wife and
said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess
I don't care." The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two
hours. After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and
said, "How old is your husband, anyway?" "35" she replied. "And he
still believes in genies -- that's amazing"